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奥里森·马登OrisonMardon
WilliamK.Va，whevisitedople，onedayinvitedtheelder，socelebratedforhispowersasamimic，ehecityatthetime，togiveaprivatereboardhisyagintheBosphorus.spokethreeofhismonologues.Afewdaysafterwardsreceivedthefollowingmemorandumfromthemillionaire:
"Yhttearstooureyesaoourhearts.Sinceallphilreedthatlaughioweeping，youratwithmestandsthus:
"Fortears，sixtimes:$600
Fhter，twelvetimes:$2，400
$3，000
Kindlyaowledgereceiptofenclosedcheck."
"Ifindnonsensesingularlyrefreshing，"saidTalleyrand.Thereisgoodphilosophyinthesaying，"Laughandgrowfat."Ifeverybodykhephterasahealthtonidlifeproloingeofsadnesswhiowcloudsourfacewelydisappear，andmanyphysiswouldfindtheirogone.
Thephterwasgivenustoserveawisepurposeinourey.ItisNature'sdeviceftheinternalansandgivithesametime.
Laughterbeginsinthelungsanddiaphragm，settingtheliver，stomadotherinternalansintoaquick，jelly-likevibration，whichgivesapleasaionandexercise，almostaqualtothatofh.
Durihemovemeomacharesimilart.Everytimeyoutakeafullbreath，orwhenyouatewell，thediaphragmdesdgivesthestomaextrasqueezea.
&laughiomag，hurryiiveprocess.Theheartbeatsfaster，ahebloodboundingthroughthebody."Thereisnot，"saysDr.Green，"oerorlittleiheminuteblood-vesselsofthehumanbodythatdoesnotfeelsomewaveletfromthesoedbyagh."Ierms，itstimulatesthevasomotorters，andthespasmoditraoftheblood-vesselscausesthebloodtoflowquickly.Laughteracceleratestherespiration，ahandglowtothewholesysteItbrightenstheeye，iheperspiratiohechest，forcesthepoisonedairfromtheleast-usedlungdtehatexquisitepoiseorbalancewhichwecallhealth，whichresultsfromtheharmoniousaofallthefunsofthebody.Thisdelicatepoise，whichmaybedestroyedbyasleeplessnight，apieceofbadnews，bygrieforay，isoftenwhollyresth.
&y，andfeararegreatenemiesofhumanlife.Adepressed，sour，melancholysoul，alifewhichhasceasedtobelieveinitsowsowsownmission，alifewhiksintetatingaimlessness，hasbeecrippledanduseless.Weshouldfightagainsteveryiehemind，aswewouldagaiioisuruethat，asarule，themindhaspthentheperiodofyouthfulahay，preservingandrenewingphysicallifebyastalwartmeh.
&herdayofamaninaneighbcitywhowasgivenuptodie;hisrelativesweresentfor，achedathisbedside.Butanoldace，who，assuredhimsmilinglythathewasallrightandwouldsooalkedinsuchastrainthatthesiwasforcedtolaugh;asorousedhissystemthatherallied，andhewassoon>
WasitnotShakespearewhosaidthat"alightheartliveslong?"
Physiologytellsthestreatsympathetiervesarecloselyallied;acarriesbadhehead，thehestomachareaffedigestioneson，andone'sesdoleful.Laughwhenyou;itisacheapmedie.
&isaphilosophynotwelluheemisurgeohatweoughttobeginwiththebabiesandtraiohabitsofmirth:
&queyourerryandlaughaloud;aghexpaahebloodb.etoagoodlaugh—nottoalittlesniglaugh，buttoowillsoundfightthroughthehouse.Itwillnotonlydood，butwillbeabeoallwhohear，andbeanimportantmeansthebluesawayfromadwelliisveryg，andspreadsinaremarkablemanner，fewbeioresistits.Aheartylaughisdelightfulharmoisthebestofallmusic."
"withouthilarity，"saysahor，"willtomuch.Treeswithoutblossomswill."
在美国巨富威廉·范德比尔特上次游览君士坦丁堡期间，以演喜剧而闻名的演员科克兰恰好也来到了这里。
一天，威廉·范德比尔特去拜访科克兰，当时科克兰正在博斯普鲁斯海峡的游艇上进行私人朗诵，他一共诵读了三段独白。
几天后，这位百万富翁寄给科克兰一张便笺，内容如下：
你的表演使我们热泪盈眶，也使我们开心大笑。
既然哲学家说笑比哭好，所以我应付给你的款项如下所示：
6次落泪：600美元。
12次欢笑：2400美元。
共计3000美元。
随信附赠，收到敬请复函告之。
塔列朗认为：“这种做法虽然听起来有些荒诞，但别具一番心意。”
这段话很好地解释了“心宽体胖”
的哲学道理。
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